Dirty Jokes English – An 81 year old

An 81 year old man went into the confessional and toldthe priest the following: “Father, I am an 81 year old man, I’m married, I have4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayedand fucked two 18 year old girls. We partiedand made love all night long.” The priest said, “My son, when was the last time youwere at confession?” The old man said, “I have never been to confession,I’m Jewish.” The priest said, “Then why are you here telling me this?” The old man said, “Father, I’m telling everyone!”

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