Dirty Chutkule Jokes – Baap Of All Jokes


Baap Of All Jokes.
Lic Agent:Santa Ji, Aap Policy Le Lo.
Aapke Bachcho Ko Paise Milenge.
Santa: Agar Bachche Na Ho To?
Agent: Aapki Biwi Ko Milenge.
Santa: Agar Biwi Na Ho To?
Agent: Maa Baap Ko Milenge.
Santa: Agar Wo Bi Na Ho.?
Agent: Fir Bahen, Bhayio Ko Milenge
Santa: Koi Aisa Tariqa Btao K Paise Mujhe Mile.?
Agent: Aap Nahi Le Sakte
Santa: Lo Benchod Ye To Policy Na Huyi,’Meri Gaand’ Ho Gyi,
Jo Har Koi Le Sakta Hai,
Sirf Mai Nhi Le Sakta.???

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