Hindi Dirty Jokes – ‘Naarad G’ Kehte He Naari-Naari


‘Naarad G’ Kehte He
Naari-Naari Mat Kar Murakh..
Naari Hai Narak Ka Dwar..
Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi..??
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‘Mal-Mutra’ Ka Dwar..!

Hindi Jokes On Girls – Tamaam Ladkiyon Mein

तमाम लड़कियों में पूरे मुँह पर दुपट्टा बाँधा होने के बाद भी

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अपनी वाली को केवल आँखों से ही पहचान लेना भी एक तरह का टैलेंट है.

Best Dirty Jokes Hindi – Baccha Fone Pe

(Baccha Fone Pe): Ye Kaha Ka Number Hai..
Constable: Police Station
Baccha: Haath Me Kya Hai?
Constable: Danda.
Baccha: Gaand Me Daal Lo.
Ye Keh K Bacche Ne Fone Kaat Diya.Constable Ne Number Nikal K Usi No Pe Fone Kia To Bacche Ki Maa Ne Uthaya.
Constable: Yaha Se Kisi Bacche Ne Fone Kiya Or Kaha K Danda Gaand Me Daal Lo.
Maa: Kitni Der Pehle?
Constable: 10 Minute Huye.
Maa: Ohh..Sorry Kaafi Der Ho Gai,Ab Nikaal Lo..Aap Bhi Kahan Bacche Ki Baaton Me Aa Gaye..

Hindi Jokes For Adults – 1St Girl: Mera Kal


1St Girl: Mera Kal Fast Tha.
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2Nd Girl: ‘Lucky Girl’,
Mera Wala Toh Hamesha Hi Slow Rehta Hai..
Ohh Teri Yeh To Nonveg Ho Gaya.

Ashlil Chutkule Hindi Mein – 1 Totla Texi Driver

1 Totla Texi Driver 3 Girls Ko Le Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Policeman: Ladkiyon Ko Le Ke Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
Totla: Ch*Dne!
Policeman: Kya Bakwas Ki?
Totla: 1 Ko Park Me Ch*Dna Hai Or 1 Ko Agle Stop Pe Ch*Dna Hai.
Itne Me Teesri Ladki Cheekhti Hai
Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho?
Totla: Tum Khamosh Raho Warna Tumhe Yaheen Ch*D Dunga.

Dirty Chutkule Jokes – 2 Aadmi Ek Ladki


2 Aadmi Ek Ladki Se Sex Kerne Ke Liye Gaye….
Thodi Der Tak Sex Kerne Ke Baad Pehla Aadmi Bahar Aa Kar Doosre Se Bola
“Isse Achhi Toh Meri Gharwali Hai”
Fir Dusra Andar Gaya Aur Thodi Der Mein Bahar Aa Kar Ke Bola…
”Tu Sahi Kar Raha Thha Yaar Teri Wife Hi Sahi Hai“.

Hindi Adult Jokes – 2 Dost Nadi Me

2 Dost Nadi Me Naha Rahe The,1 Dubne
Laga Per Dusre Dost Ki Nunnu Pakad Li Aur Bach Gaya
2Nd Dost`Bach Gaya Beta,Girlfriend Ke Sath
Hota To Doob Hi Jata.

Best Dirty Jokes Hindi – 2 Men In A


2 Men In A Wedding Function:
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1St:’ Lo..!! Kuch Din Phle Hi Godi Me
Kheli Thi Or Aaj Iski Shadi Hai
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2Nd:’ Aap Dulhan K Baap Ho.. ??
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1St:’ Nahi, Dulhan Ka Boss…

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