Dirty Jokes Hindi M – Gabbar Yeh Fuddi


Gabbar: Yeh Fuddi Muze Dede Basanti
Basanti: Bhenchod Gabbra,
Jab Se Mujhe Utha Kar Le Yaya Hai
Tab Se Do Baar Le Chuka Hota
Nacha Nacha Kar Halat Khab Kar Di Hai

Hindi Dirty Jokes – Mom To Her

Mom To Her Younger Daughter: “Please Tell Me The Name Of Asshole, Who Made You Pregnant“.

Girl Replied: “Hey Mom, After Eating Bunches Of Bananas Can You Specify Which Banana Made You Fat.“

Hindi Dirty Jokes Hindi – Police To Mujrim


Police To Mujrim : Tune Bachche Ki Gand Kyu Mari??
Mujrim : Ji Janab Thand Thi Or Bachcha Khoobsurat Tha,
Police : Ab Bacha Kaha Hai??
Mujrim : Wo Khush Hai Or Sms Pad Raha Hai..

Hindi Dirty Sms Jokes 140 Words – What Is The

What Is The Sex Organ Of An Elephant And Why? His Foot. Beacuse If He Stamps On You, You Are Fucked.

Hindi Dirty Jokes Collection – Beti Apni Mummy


Beti Apni Mummy Se Puchhti Hai: “Mummy! Mummy! Ye Lund Kya Hota Hain?”
Mummy Boli: “Jab Tu Badi Hokar Acchi Ladki Banegi Toh Tujhe Bhi Ek Lund Milega.”
Daughter: “Aur Agar Main Gandi Ladki Bani Toh?”
Maa: “Tab To Beti Tujhe Bahut Sare Lund Milenge..“

Hindi Dirty Jokes For Adults – Kaviyatri Ki Suhag

Kaviyatri Ki Suhag Raat Ke Baad Uski
Saheli Ne Pucha-Kaisi Rahi
Suhagraat?
Woh Boli-
“Aaye The Wo Der Se,
Dil Jala Diya,
Pehle Kiye Darwaza Band,
Fir Deepak Bhuja Diya.
Pehle Dabane Lage
Boob Tatolkar,
Fir Khelne Lage
Chaddi Khol Kar.
Ek Jung Aisi Chidi Palang Par,
Gole Wali Toph Rakh Di Surang Par,
Mila Sirf 9 Minute Ka Maja,
Ab Bhogni Hai 9 Mahine Ki Saja,
9 Mahine Baad Aisa Hoga Vispot,
Jo Ban Jayega Bharat Ke Liye
1 Aur Vote…

Hindi Dirty Jokes In English – Rishte Ki Baat

Rishte Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thi
Ladkewale: “Ladka Clerk Hai, 4000 Pagaar Hai
– Aur 15000 Ooper Se Kamata Hai.”
Ladkiwale :”Ladki Nurse Hai, 2500 Pagaar Hai
– Aur 50000 Niche Se Kamati Hai.”

Dirty Jokes In Hindi Language 140 Words – Sardar Mestiri


Sardar : Mestiri Ji, Bed Pakka Banana,
Mere Bete Ko Bahu Par Chadna Hai
Mestri : Aisa Bed Banaunga Ki,
Chahe Sara Maholla Chhad Jaye Kuch Nahi Hoga

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