Month: June 2017

Banta Apne Dost Santa Se Xx Ke Baare Mein Baat Karte Hue Bola. Banta: “Jagha Na Milne Ki Wajah Se Log Xx Nahi Kar Pate” Santa: “Haan Ek Baar Mere Sath Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Tha” Banta: “Phir?” Santa: “Phir Kya Ladki Ne Bataya Ki Jagha Tango Ke Beech Mein Hai“

Hamara Dost Anuj Roz Apna Lun Khada Karne Ki Ek Goli Khata Tha,
Ek Din Mausam Ne Us Se Pucha: “Abe Na Teri Biwi Hai Na Girlfreind, To Phir Viagra Goli Kyo Khata Hai?”
Anuj: “Bas Yun Hi Yaar, Underwear Mein Ronak Bani Rehti Hai“

“Yeh Lijiye Lemon Wala Reusable Condom!”
“Reusable Kaise”
“Isme He Nimbu Ki Shakti, Jo Chiknai Hataye, Or Condom Ko Fir Se Usable Banaye”

Not Vulgarity But Knowledge??
In Ancient England,
People Could Not Have Sex Without King’S Permission.
To Have A Baby, They Were Supposed To Get King’S Consent.
They Were Then Given A Card To Hang On Their Door While Having Sex,
Which Read As:
“Fornication Under The Consent Of King” (F.U.C.K.)
So The Word ‘Fuck’ Came In To Existence..!
Kisi Ko Pata Tha Kya. Nahi Na.
Bas Fuck Fuck Karte Rahte Hai.
Spread This Fucking Knowledge!?????

Shop Pe Ladki Ne 36 Ki Bra Li Or Trial Room Me Kameez Uttar Ke Dukandar Ko Andr Bulaya.Dukandar Ne Boobs Dekh Ke Chusna Shuru Kar Diye Jin Pe Behoshi Ki Dawa Lagi Hui Thi, Wo Behosh Ho Gaya.Ladki Ne Shop Ka Tamam Cash Liya & Jate Hue Shishe Pe Likh Gai:Khula Dudh Sehat Ke Lie Hanikarak Hai !!

Simran To Doctor :
Maine Galti Se Meri Bhabhi Ki Ipill Kha Li,
Kya Kru?
Dr: Bindaas Ghoomo
Dosto Ko Khush Karo,
72 Ghanto K Liye
Prepaid Ho Gayi Ho …..
Jaa Simran Jaa..??…..
Jee Le Apni Zindag

Father Went To School For Getting Report Of His Son.
Father: Madam Kab Dengi Aap Report?
Teacher: Periods Khatam Hone Ke Bad.