Dirty Chutkule Santa Banta Par – Santa Office Se Ghar


Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai
Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan Ye Kya Ka Rahi Hai?”
Biwi Masumiyat Se: “Main Kya Karti Ji, Is Bechare Fakeer Ne Kaha, Bibi Ji Koi Esi Cheez De Do Jo Sahab Istemaal (Use) Nahi Karte“

Sexy Hindi Jokes – Ek Bar Santa Ka

Ek Bar Santa Ka Sex Karne Ka Bada Dil Kar Raha Thha.
Usne Ek Randi Ko Ek Hazaar Rupye Diye! Par Wo Gasti Rupye Lekar Bhag Jati Hai,
Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Newspaper Mein Kahbar Nikalva Deta Hai Ki,
Ek Ladki, Jiski Umar 18 Saal Hai, Rang Gora, Height 5’6 Inch Hai, Jahan Kahin Bhi Wo Dikhe, Pakad Key Chod Do (Fuck Her) Paisi Ki Chinta Mat Karna Vo Advance Mein Diye Hue Hai

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Mangta Hoon To Deti

Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi Jawab Meri Baat Ka Deti Ho To Khada Ho Jata Hai Rom Rom Jazbaat Ka Kyun Kehte Ho Bar Bar Dalo Balo Mein Phool Ghulab Ka

Gande Hindi Jokes – *Woke Up* *Looking Awkwardly


*Woke Up* *Looking Awkwardly At Everyone *
Mom- Uth Gya?
Me- Haanji
Mom- Sharam Nahi Aati Itni Late Uthata Hai, Itna Mota Ho Gaya Ho Hai, Tere Dost Tujhe Chidhate Nhi Hai Kya?
*After Taking Bath*
Mom- Beta Breakfast Karlena, Lo Parantha
Me- *Eats 1, Eats 2, Eats 3*
Mom- Aajkal Tu Khana Theek Se Nahi Khata, Dubla Ho Jayega Toh Log Kya Kahenge.

Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Husband To Wife- Tum

Husband To Wife- Tum Meri Zindgi Ho!!
Aur
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Wife- Aur Kya?
Tell Me Aur Kya?
{Wife Shouted)
Tell Me Aur Kya?
Husband- Aur…Maa Ka Bhosda Aisi Zindagi Ki!!

Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Wife Came Out From


Wife Came Out From Taking A Bath, Gave A Wink To Husband And Said
Wife: “I Shaved My Pussy, You Know What That Means?”
Husband: “Yeah, The Drain Is Clogged Again“.

Dirty Chutkule Suhagrat Par – Ek Baar Ek Bande

Ek Baar Ek Bande Ki Shadi Hui, Par Suhagrat Manane Se Pahle Hi Uska Accident Ho Gaya Aur Vo Bechara Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Patni Puri Sati Savitri Thhi, Usne Pati Ka Land Kaat Liya Aur Usko Apne Ghar Ki Deewar Se Chipka Diya.
Roj Raat Ko Vo Deewar Pe Jaati Aur Lund Se Sex Karke Apni Pyaas Bhuja Leti.
Ek Din Uske Sath Wale Padosi Ne Jiska Naamm Kaaliya Thha, Ye Sab Dekh Aur Ek Scheme Sochi.
Usne Deewar Mein Ek Surakh Kiya Aur Uske Pati Ka Lund Hata Ke Raat Ko Apna Lund Deewar Mein Dal Ke Khada Ho Gaya.
Roz Ki Tarha Raat Ko Patni Aayi, Uske Hath Mein Ek Chaku (Knife) Thha, Usne Lund Ko Kaata Aur Hath Mein Leke Boli
Patni: “Jaanu, Chalo Aaj Se Hum Ab Naye Ghar Mein Shift Ho Rahe Hai“

Gande Hindi Jokes – Aankhein Daan Karna Duniya


Aankhein Daan Karna Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Daan Hai, Par Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Daan Ki Hui Aankhe Lagvane Mein Bhi Ek Bahut Badi Problem Hai? Par Kya..?”
Ek Call Girl Ne Socha Ke Usne Apni Life Mein Koi Achha Kaam Nahi Kiya,
To Usne Apni Aankhon Ko Donate Karne Ki Sochi.
Apni Eyes Donate Karne Gayi, Counter Clerk Ne Usse Puchha: “Kuch Kehna Chahti Ho?”
Call Girl Boli: “Haan, Jise Bhi Ye Ankhein Lagaao Use Bata Dena Khulti Lund Dekhne Ke Baad Hi Hai“

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