SMS Santa Banta – Tere Restaurant AayaBanta


Tere Restaurant Aaya
Banta: Sante Tera Restaurant Kaisa Chal Raha Hai?
Santa: Koi Khas Nahi.
Banta: Vaise Main Do Bar Tere Restaurant Aaya,
Par Wahan Pe Tala Laga Hua Tha.
Santa : Yaar Tu Lunch Ya Dinner Ke Time Aaya Hoga.
Uss Time Humlog Khana Khane Ghar Jate Hai.

Dirty Hindi Questions Answers – Whats The Similarity Between

Whats The Similarity Between Sunny Deol And Sunny Leone???
They Both Shout A Lot In Their Movies….

Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Patni Kapde Utarte Hue


Patni Kapde Utarte Hue Pati Se:Tumhe Patahai Na Ab Kya Karna Hai
Pati:Ghanta,Itni Raat May Mein Kapde Thorina Dhounga.

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Judge Why Do You

Judge: Why Do You Want A Divorce?
Husband: She Does Not Satisfy Me In Bed.
Judge: Is It Correct?
Wife: Sara Mohalla Khush Hai, Bas Isike Hi Nakhre Hai.

Gande Hindi Jokes – Aik Totli Larki Suit


Aik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney Key Liye
Rang Waley Key Pass Gayee Aur Boli: . . . . . . . .
“Lun Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lun Dalna
Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley“

Dirty Hindi Jokes – Badi Dukhi Si Halat

Badi Dukhi Si Halat Mein Ek Marij Sex Ke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Marij: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Khada Nahi Hota”
Doctor Ne Apni Ek Sunder Si Nurse Ko Bola.
Doctor: “Nurse Idhar Aao, Apni Bra Utaro”
Doctor Ne Fir Marij Se Puchha: “Ab Use Dekho, Khada Hua?”
Marij: “No”
Doctor: “Nurse, Apni Panty Utaro”
Doctor: “Ab?”
Marij: “No”
Doctor: “Ab Tum Bahar Jao Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hai“

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Mard Hone K 6


Mard Hone K 6 Fayade:
1. Un Dino Ka Tension Nahi Hota.
2. Koi Heavy Saaman Latakta Nahi Rahta
3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jaagti.
4. Virgnity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota.
5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota.
6. And Above All, Jaha Chahe Waha Moot Sakte H.
Njoy V R Men.
Jiyo Lund Utha Ke…

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