Restricted Jokes In English – Doctor Sorry ! Reports


Doctor : Sorry ! Reports Got Mixed Up.
We Don’T Know If Your Wife Has
Aids Or Asthma ?
Husband : Now What ?
Doctor : Send Her For Jogging.
If She Returns,
Don’T Fuck Her… ??

Restricted Jokes In English – Customer My Wife Needs A

Customer: My Wife Needs A Bra But I Don’T Know The Size. Salesgirl: Touch My Breast And Try To Calculate. Customer: Oh I Forget He Needs Panties Too.

Restricted Jokes In English – Boy2Sales Girl Give A Condom? Salesgirl


Boy2Sales Girl: Give A Condom?
Salesgirl: Can I Touch Ur Penis 4 Size?
Boy:Ok
Salesgirl: Give Him “M“ Size,
Wait..Give “L‘
Wait..Give ‘Xl‘
Oh Sitt
Give Me A Tissue-Paper.

Restricted Jokes In English – Define Breast? B – Beautiful R –

Define Breast?
B – Beautiful
R – Round Shaped
E – Equipment
A – Amazingly
S – Soft With
T – Tasty Milk……

Restricted Jokes In English – Boy Mom! Why I Am


Boy: Mom! Why I Am Black And You Are White?
Mom: Listen Son! Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking! :

Restricted Jokes In English – Be Careful While You Shop

Be Careful While You Shop On Internet.
Our Friend Rathee Spent Rs 10,000 On A P3Nis Enlarger
Bastards Sent Him A Magnifying Glass With Instruction.
Don’T Use In Direct Sunlight.

Restricted Jokes In English – An Army Man Got Married.


An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.
He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave”
Pathan Major Replied: “Don’T Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“