Best Hindi Jokes – Unmarried Wife Sunte Ho


Unmarried
Wife: Sunte Ho Ji.
Mujhe Happiness Ki Spelling Batao
Husband: Likh… Unmarried.

Pati Patni Jokes Hindi Mein – Sindur Bhare Shadi Ki

Sindur Bhare
Shadi Ki Mauk Pr Dulha Dulhan Ki Mang Sindur Bharne Laga To,
Ek Bola: Yaar, Ye Rashm Agar Ulati Ho Jani Chahiye,
Yani Dunhan Dulhe Ki Mang Mai Sindur Bhare.
Dusara Bola: Agar Aisa Hua To Duniya K Sare Takle Kuware Hi Reh Jayenge.

Best Husband Wife Jokes – Wife 2 Husband


Wife 2 Husband: Did U Have Any Gf Before Marriage ?
Husband Remains Silent ?
Wife: What Is D Meaning Of Silence?
Husband: Wait.. Let Me Count…

Hindi Jokes SMS – Swarg Hehete Hai Patni

Swarg Hehete Hai
Patni: Swamiji Ne Kahaa Ke Swarg Mein Pati Patni Ko Saath Rehne Nahi Dete Hai
Pati : Isiliye Usae Swarg Kehete Hai

Best Husband Wife Jokes – Sardar Sex Kar


Sardar Sex Kar Raha Tha Galti Se Peeche Daal Diya.
Biwi: Oji Truck Galat Gudaam Me Jaa Raha Hai.
Santa: Ab Bata Rahi Hai Jab Maal Utaar Diya.

Pati Patni Jokes SMS – Total Rest Your Husband

Total Rest
Your Husband Need Total Rest
Doctor. Aap Ke Husband Ko Mukamal Sukun Ki Zarurat Hai Ye Lo Neend Ki
Golian.
Biwi. Yeh Main Inhein Kis Waqt Du.
Doctor. Yeh Aapne Khani Hain.

Pati Patni Jokes SMS – Wife Hum


Wife : Hum Honeymoon Ke Liye Kahan Jayenge?

Rohit Sharma : India Mein Hi Kahin Chalenge.

Wife : Kyon? Rohit : Main India Ke Bahar Perform Nahi Kar Pata Hoon