Dirty Hindi Joke – Pati Kya Kaam Karta Hai

औरत डॉक्टर से:- डॉ जब मैं सुबह उठती हूँ तो मेरी जाँघ पर बहुत सारी लाइन बनी होती है
डॉ बहुत देर चेक करने के बाद बोल:- पति क्या काम करता है…?
औरत:- कारपेंटर है
डॉ:- उस भेन के लौड़े को कहना की रात को चाटते समय अपने कान से पेंसिल हटा दिया करे…!!

Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Patni Kapde Utarte Hue

Patni Kapde Utarte Hue Pati Se:Tumhe Patahai Na Ab Kya Karna Hai
Pati:Ghanta,Itni Raat May Mein Kapde Thorina Dhounga.

Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Husband To Wife- Tum

Husband To Wife- Tum Meri Zindgi Ho!!
Aur
.
.
Wife- Aur Kya?
Tell Me Aur Kya?
{Wife Shouted)
Tell Me Aur Kya?
Husband- Aur…Maa Ka Bhosda Aisi Zindagi Ki!!

Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Wife Came Out From

Wife Came Out From Taking A Bath, Gave A Wink To Husband And Said
Wife: “I Shaved My Pussy, You Know What That Means?”
Husband: “Yeah, The Drain Is Clogged Again“.

Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Wife Please Zara Ye

Wife: Please Zara Ye Bra Ka Hook Laga Dijiye. Hus: I Will Charge 4 Kisses. Wife: Rahne Do, Padosi Se Free Me Lagva Leti Hu, Wo Haath Daal Kar Set Bhi Kar Denge.

Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Husband- Ne Sasural Me

Husband:- Ne Sasural Me Biwi Se : Chalo Sex Karte
Hain
Biwi : Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai
Husband :- Tho Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light
Area Hai Jo To Roz
Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.

Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Wife Ko Yakin Tha

Wife Ko Yakin Tha K Husband Ka Naukrani Se See
Relation Hai!
.
Pkdne K Liye Plan Bnaya Or
Naukrani Ko Chupke Se Chutti Pe Bhej Diya .
Rat Ko Pati Toilet Gaya To.
.
Wife Chupchap Naukrani K Bed Pe Ja K So Gayi Or
Light Off Kar Di .
Wo Silently Room Me Aaya Or Se3 Karne Laga
.
Sex K Baad Wife Boli -Tum Mujhe Yaha Dekh K
Chakit Honge Na & Light On Kar Di
. .
Watchman Bola-Are Bap Re Madam Aap.!
Moral: Jo Aurat Jyada Smart Banti Hai Wo Aise Hi
Ch…… Hai

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