Restricted Jokes In English – Best Thought By William Sexfear


Best Thought By William Sexfear Ever
A Husband Is Supposed To Make His Wife’S Panties Wet, Not Her Eyes.
And
A Wife Is Supposed To Make Her Husband’S Dick Hard, Not His Life.

Restricted Jokes In English – Be A Friend Like Woman’S

Be A Friend Like Woman’S Bra
Colourful
Comfortable
Stretcheable
Supportive
Holding Tightlynever Let Go Downalways Near The Heart

Restricted Jokes In English – Boss Hired A Sexy Secretary;

Boss Hired A Sexy Secretary; But 10 Days Later He Committed Suicide By Jumping From His 27Th Floor Office!!
Police: Who Was There At That Time In The Room??
Secretary: I Was There “”
Police: What Happened? Why Did He Commit Suicide???
Secretary: He Was A Good Man. One Day He Bought Me A Fur Coat For 2,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace For Rs.15,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Ring For Rs.5,00,000. Today He Asked Me To Spend The Night With Him. I Told Him I Charge Just Rs. 500 A Night!
Moral: Investments Are Subject To Market Risk, Check The Market Rate Before Investing!!””
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?? Dont Laugh Alone Pass It On…..????

Restricted Jokes In English – Beauty Is To See &


Beauty Is To See & Touch. Flowers Are To Smell & Pluck. Nipples Are To Play & Suck. Women Are To Love & F*Ck. All These R Free But Depends On Ur, L*Lli & Luck.

Restricted Jokes In English – Believe In Love Love Has Great

Believe In Love
Love Has Great Power
It Can Remove
Misunderstandings
Anxieties
Worries
Doubts
Fears
Tears
Bra
Panties
Underwear Etc.

Restricted Jokes In English – Condom Talking To Whisper


Condom Talking To Whisper : Dear, Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week Whisper Says : Oh ,If You Make A Mistake For One Time, I’Ll Loose My Business For “Nine” Months…..

Restricted Jokes In English – Customer My Wife Needs A


Customer: My Wife Needs A Bra But I Don’T Know The Size. Salesgirl: Touch My Breast And Try To Calculate. Customer: Oh I Forget He Needs Panties Too.