Tag: Adult jokes on pappu

Pappu Ek Din Sadak Par Khada Hokar Peshab Kar Raha Tha.
Ek Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Boli: “Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati?”
Pappu: “Sharm Wali Kon Si Baat Hai, Aap Ke Liye Hi To Isko Utha Rakha Hai, Hamne Kon Sa Gaand Mein Lena Hai“

Pappu: “Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana”
Papa: “Kya Question Hai?”
Pappu: “Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?”
Papa: “Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “Bol” Se Khelne De, Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “Hol” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood“

Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha
Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?”
Ladki Sharam Ke Maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.”
Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.”

Pappu: “Dady Politics Kya Hai?”
Santa Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue
“Teri Maa Ghar Chalati He Use Sarkar Maanlo.
Main Kamata Hoon Mujhe Karmchari Maanlo.
Kamwali Kam Karti Hai Use Mazdur Maanlo.
Tum Desh Ki Janta
Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka Bhavishya Maanlo.
Pappu Khush Hote Hue: “Ab Mujhe Politics Samajh Mein Aa Gayi Daddy”
Santa: “Kaisi?”
Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki Karmchari Mazdur Ke Sath Kitchen Mein Bhrastachar Kar Raha Tha.
Sarkar So Rahi Thi, Janta Chup Chap Dekh Rhi Thi Or Desh Ka Bhavishya Ro Raha Tha

Pappu Ne “Fm Radio Station” Call Ki : Hello.. Ji Ye 98.9 Fm Radio Station Hai ?
Rj: Ji Haan
Pappu: Meri Awaaz Pura Shehar Sun Raha Hai ?
R.J: Haan Ji Haan. Bilkul 😐
Pappu: Yani Ghar Mein Jo Meri Behan Radio Sunn Rahi Hai.. Wo Bhi Sun Rahi Hogi?
R.J (Ghusse Me) : Haan Be Haaan
Pappu: Hello Pinki! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai.. Toh Jaldi Se Motor Chala De.
Main Upar Chhat Par.. Toilet Mein Baitha Hun Aur Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai Aur Tera Phone Switch Off Aa Rha Hai……

Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe Thhe
Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Pappu Se Puchha: “Yaar, Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai?”
Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.
Pappu: “Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi, Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai“

Pappu Class Mein Aayi Nayi Ek Ladki Se Puchta Hai.
Pappu: “Aye Tune Aaj Panty Nahi Pahni Na?”
Ladki Gusse Se Par Hairan Hote Hue: “Oye Tujhe Kaisi Pata?”
Pappu: “Kyunki Tere Shoes Par Dandruff Lagi Dikh Rahi Hai“

Pappu Ke College Mein Ek Badi Hi Sunder Ladki Aayi, Use Dekh Ke Pappu Ki Laar Gutne Tak Pahunch Gayi.
Ab Vo Ye Jugaad Karne Mein Lag Gaya Ki Isko Kaisi Chodu.
Ab Har Koi Janta Hai Ki Paisa Bado Bado Ki Kamjori Hai.
Ek Din Papu Ladki Ko Bola: “Agar Tum Mujhe Apne Ek Boob Pe Bite (Chakki) Marne Do To Tumhe 1 Lac Rs Dunga”
Ladki Ne Kuch Socha Aur Tyar Ho Gayi.
Pappu Le Gaya Hotel Aur Uske Kapde Utar Ke Usko Chodna Aur Boobs Ko Chooma Chatna Shuru Kar Diya
Ladki Kuch Der Bad Tang Aa Kar Boli: “Tum Boobs Pe Bite Kyu Nahi Kar Rahe?”
Pappu: “Na Ji Na Vo Bahut Mahnga Hai, Itni Meri Aukat Kahan“

Pappu Ne Ek Din Bazar Mein Ek Ladki Dekhi Aur Uske Piche Piche Jane Laga, Taki Dekh Sake Vo Kahan Rahti Hai
Kuch Dur Jane Ke Bad Ladki Ko Ehsas Ho Gaya Ki Pappu Uska Picha Kar Raha Hai To Vo Gusse Se Boli.
Ladki: “Sale, Mere Piche-Piche Ghumega To Patthar Fenk Ke Marungi”
Pappu Bhi Pura Harami Tha Bola: “Achha, Tu Sirf Patthar Uthane Ke Liye Jhuk To Sahi, Teri Gaand Hi Maar Dunga“

Pappu Padose Ki Bhabhi Ke Paas Jakar Puchhta Hai.
Pappu: “Aap Ke Paas Stove Ki Pin Hai Kya?”
Bhabhi: “Stove Pe Khana Paka Rahe Ho Kya?”
Pappu: “Nahi, Subah Se Muth Maar Raha Hoon, Par Girta Hi Nahi Hai, Lagta Hai Andar Kuch Fasa Hai“