Tag: Adult jokes on santa banta

Santa Apne Dost Ko Bada Khush Hokar Bata Raha Thha
Santa: “Dubai Mein Sab Kuch Free Hai Jaise Shopping, Hotel, Taxi, Khana Peena Aur Yaha Tak Ki Sex Bhi”
Friend: “Achha, Tum Dubai Kab Gaye”
Santa: “Oye Main Nahi Gaya, Yeh To Meri Biwi Ne Bataya Hai“

Santa Di Biwi Pregnant Si Te Sante Nu Puri Ummed Si Ki Mainu Munda Hi Ho Hoyega.
Par Delievry To Kuch Din Pehla Hi Santa Da Transfer Doosre Shehar Vich Ho Gaya.
Jaan To Pehla Ne Santa Ne Apne Piyo Nu Keya Ki Maine Telegram Kar Ke Dass Dena
Par Oh Eh Vi Chaunda Si Ki Usde Office Walya Nu Eh Gall Pata Na Chale Coz Oh Parti Nahi Dena Chaunda Si
Te Usne Piyo Ne Keya Ki Tusi Mainu Likh Dena “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Mein Samajh Javanga Ki Munda Hoya Hai
Par Delievery Wale Din Sante Di Biwi Ne Ek Badi Sunder Ji Kudi Nu Janam Ditta
Hun Sante Da Piyo Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Hun Sante Nu Kinj Dassa
Je Mein Likhya Ki “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Santa Samjhega Ki Munda Hoya Hai
Je Main Likhda Haan Ki “Watch Has Not Arrived” Te Santa Sochega Ki Koi Panga Ho Gaya Hai
Par Usda Piyo Bada Syana Si Te Oh Ek Soludion Kadd Ke Sante Nu Telegram Send Kar Denda Hai
Santa Nu Telegram Milda Hai Jisde Vichh Likhya Hunda Hai
“The Watch Has Arrived, But The Pendulum Is Missing”

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai
Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan Ye Kya Ka Rahi Hai?”
Biwi Masumiyat Se: “Main Kya Karti Ji, Is Bechare Fakeer Ne Kaha, Bibi Ji Koi Esi Cheez De Do Jo Sahab Istemaal (Use) Nahi Karte“

Santa Ka Apni Bhabi Ke Qatal Ke Silsile Mein Court Mein Case Chal Raha Thha
Judge: “Aakhir Tumne Apni Bhabi Ka Qatak Kyu Kiya”
Santa Rote Hue: “Kya Karu Judge Saab, Mere Dost Roj Mujhe Sunaya Karte Thhe.”
Aaj To Teri Bhabi Ke Saath 3 Baar Sex Kiya
Koi Bolta Ki, Kal Rat Teri Bhabi Ne Muh Mein Liya
Koi Kahta, Main To Aaj Teri Babhi Ke Liye Bra And Panty Kharidunga.
Bas Maine Dukhi Hoke Uska Qatal Kar Diya
Note: Kuch Logo Ko Ye Joke Samajh Nahi Aa Raha.. So Its A Request Ki Is Joke Ko Thoda Dimag Laga Ke Pado Tab Samajh Aayega Aur Hassi Bhi

Santa Bada Dukhi Sa Hokar Apne Ek Khas Doctor Dost Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Apni Samsya Batata Hai
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Koi Sasta Trika Batao Pregnency Rokne Ka?”
Doctor: “Condom Lo”
Santa: “Mahanga Hai”
Doctor: “Mala Di Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor: “Nasbandi Karwa Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Kafi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor Gusse Se: “To Chodna Band Kar De Bhosdi Ke”
Santa: “Ye Tarika To Paanch (5) Saal Se Try Kar Raha Hoon Phir Bhi Meri Biwi Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Sali“

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe
Socho Usne Kya Kiya
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple
Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na
Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun
Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye

Santa Khana Khaate-Khaate Apni Biwi (Preeto) Pe Chillata Hai.
Santa: “Arey, Ye Sabzi Mein Baal Ka Guchha Kya Kar Raha Hai?”
Preeto: “Arrey, Wo Mere Neeche Ke Baal Hain.”
Santa: “Hadd Hai, Ye Sabzi Mein Kyu Daalein Hain?”
Preeto: “Aap Hi To Roz Kehte Ho Ki Khane Mein Jhaant Bhar Ka Bhi Swaad Nahi Aata, To Isliye Aaj Maine Daal Diye.“

Santa Dialled A Phone Number
A Computrised Female Voice Said,
Apke Pass Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai- Kripya Apna Mobile Recharge Kare
Santa- Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kaafi Hai

Santa 1 Ghar Ke Niche Su-Su Kar Raha Tha..
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Upar Se 1 Aurat Boli :- Dikhta Nahi Hai
Diwar Hai..
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Santa Bola: Thoda Side Se Dekho.. Dikh
Jayega
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