Dirty Chutkule Ladko Par – Ladka Ek Restaurant Mein

Ladka Ek Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Waiter Se Bolta Hai
Ladka: “Ek Cup Esi Garma Garam Chai (Tea) Pilao Jo Sare Badan Mein Current Se Bhar De”
Waiter: “Sorry Sir, Yahan Gaay (Cow) Ke Doodh Ki Chai Milti Hai Malika Sherawat Ke Boob Ki Nahi“

Dirty Chutkule Ladko Par – Ladka Ab Humare Bich

Ladka: Ab Humare Bich Kuch Nahi Raha
Meri Nishaniya Mujhe Wapas De Do.
Ladki Ne Condom Ki Tokri De Ke Boli:
Le Kutte, Ismein Se Jo Tera Hai Dhund Le.

Dirty Chutkule Ladko Par – GirlIt’S 2 Tight BoyDon’T WorryI’Ll

Girl:It’S 2 Tight
Boy:Don’T Worry,I’Ll Do It Slowly,
Gal:Push It In,
Boy:Ah..I Can’T,
Gal:It’S Painful,
Boy:Forget It.
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We’Ll Buy New Wedding Ring!

Dirty Chutkule Ladko Par – Girl After Romance Asked

Girl After Romance Asked Her Boy Friend
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Tum Itna Jaldi Kyun Thak Jate Ho,
Main To Nahi Thakti..
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Boy Friend:” Sadak Kabhi Khatam Hoti Hai Kya.. ??
Hamesha Petrol Hi Khatam Hota Hai… =))

Dirty Chutkule Ladko Par – Ladke Ne Apni Nayi

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girl-Friend Ko Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha.
Boy: “Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Batana”
Girl: “Aapki Bahan Ko To Zarur Bataongi”
Boy: “Arrey Usko Kyu?”
Girl: “Kamini Kahti Thi Koikutte Ka Pillahi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega.“

Dirty Chutkule Ladko Par – Girl My Right Leg

Girl: My Right Leg Is Lunch And Left Leg Is Dinner, What You Will Like To Have?
Boy: I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner.

Dirty Chutkule Ladko Par – Girl- Kal Spne Mein

Girl- Kal Spne Mein Lund Ka Mela Deka,
Boy- Mera Dekha?
Grl- Kone Mein Chota Sa Latak Rha Tha,
Boy- Mene Bhi Chut Ka Mela Dekha,
Girl- Meri Thi?
Boy- Usi Mein To Mela Laga Tha!

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