Dirty Chutkule Pathan Par – Ek Pathan Ki Shadi


Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari“

Dirty Chutkule Pathan Par – Ek Pathan Road Pe

Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha, Police Ne Use Pakda Or Bola
Policewala: “Ye Gair Kanuni Hai.”
Pathan Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai“

Dirty Chutkule Pathan Par – Ek Pathan Apna Mobile


Ek Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Mein Dafna Raha Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha
Aadmi: “Khan Sahab, Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Pathan: “Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha Hai Ke Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai“

Dirty Chutkule Pathan Par – Ek Pathan Ki Gxand

Ek Pathan Ki Gxand Mein Dard Ho Raha Tha Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya…
Doctor: “Meri Gxand Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai”
Doctor: “Theek Hai Main Teri Gxand Mein Haath Ghusaata Hu, Batana Dard Kahan Ho Raha Hai”
Pathan: “Haan Andar Aur Andar Aur Aur Andar, Aur Haan Bas Yahi Pe Ho Raha Hain”
Doctor: “Saale Gandu Tere Gale Mein Tonsil Hain“

Dirty Chutkule Pathan Par – Ek Pathan Road Pe


Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Rha Tha
Police Ne Pakda:Ye Gair Kanuni Hai
Pathan:Ya Alla, Ye Kya Bolti Tum?
Gair Ka Nuni?
Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni H…:-D:-D