Hindi Santa Banta Jokes – The Teacher Asked


The Teacher Asked All The Students In A Class To Write An Essay On A Cricket Match.

All Were Busy Writing Except Banta. He Wrote “Due To Rain, No Match!”

Santa Banta Chutkule – संता पैराशूट बेच

संता पैराशूट बेच रहा था…..
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आइए…आइए…इससे आप जमीन पर कूद सकते हैंऔर एक बटन दबाते
ही लैंडिंग कर सकते हैं और इस पैराशूट से किसी भी खतरनाक स्थिति में आप सुरक्षित बच सकते हैं…..
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कस्टमर- और अगर ये ओपन न हुआ तो….
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संता-पैसे वापस…!!

Santa Banta Jokes SMS – Ultimate Hit!! Santa Ka

Ultimate Hit!!

Santa Ka Interview: Batao Wo Kaun Si Aurat Hain Jisko 1Oo% Pata Hota Hain Ki Uska Husband Kaha
Hain?
Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Or Bola
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“Vidhwa Aurat….

Best Hindi Jokes – Sun Tv Santa Why


Sun Tv
Santa: Why Majority Of South Indians Are Black?

Banta: “Oh Ji .. Because They Always Watch Sun Tv, Surya Tv, Without Applying Sun Screen Lotion”!

Santa Banta Chutkule – Teacher Santa Se

Teacher Santa Se: Explain ‘Dahi’ In English

Santa:

Milk Sleeping In The Night,
And Sawere Sawere Tight!!

Funny Hindi Jokes – Wheelars Only Santa Car


Wheelars Only
Santa Car Ke Pahiye Khol Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye Kyun Khol Raha Hai ,
Santa: Anpadh Ganwaar Samne Dekh Likha
Hai Parking For 2 Wheelars Only

SMS Santa Banta – Umbrella Mai Hole

Umbrella Mai Hole Kyu?
Santa Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha, Kisine Pucha, Umbrella Mai Hole Kyu?
Santa Bola: Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega.

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Mein – Teacher- Ushne Sucide


Teacher- Ushne Sucide Kr Li Aur Use Sucide Krne Padi, Ishme Difrnc Batao?
Santa- Pehla Padha Likha Berojgar Tha, Dusara Married Tha..

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