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Suhagrat Pr
Pati-Kaisa Mehsus Kr Rahi Ho?
Patni-Bura Lg Raha H,
Qki Ajtak Gsm Thi
Isliye Koi Sa B Sim Dal Sakti Thi
Aj Se Cdma Ho Gayi
Ek Hi Sim Dalna Padega..

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne
Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke
Rs 25,000 Diye..
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise
Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli:
Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya…?

Suhagraat Ko Dulha Bola- Jaan.. Aaj Tumhe Chand Pe Le Jau Ya Taro Pe.?
Dulhan Sharma Ke Boli- Ye Toh Aapka Rocket Dekhkar Hi Bataa Paungi

Suhagrat Ko Wife Husband Se Boli ‘Karo?
Husband- Mujhe Kuch Nahi Aata
Wife- Koi Baat Nahi Jaise Main Karu Vaise Hi Karte Jaao,
Wife Ne Kapde Utare
Husband Ne Bhi Kapde Utaare
Fir..Wife Ne Letker Taange Utha Lee To Husband Ne Bhi Letkar Taange Utha Lee Or Bola’Ab’?
Wife: Ab Aisa Kar Bhosdike Bahar Se 3 Aadmi Bula Laa.. Ek Meri Marega Aur Ek Teri.
Husband: Aur Teesra.?
Wife- Teesra Free Ka Whatsapp Msg Padne Wale Ki Marega Jo Bahut Muskura Raha Hai..

Suhagrat Ko Wife Husband Se Boli ‘Karo’
Husband- Mujhe Kuch Nahi Aata
Wife- Koi Baat Nahi Jaise Main Karu Vaise Hi Karte Jaao,
Wife Ne Kapde Utare
Husband Ne Bhi Kapde Utaare Fir….Wife Ne Letker Taange Utha Lee To Husband Ne Bhi Letkar Taange Utha Lee Or Bola’Ab’?
Wife: Ab Aisa Kar Bh*Sdike Bahar Se 3 Aadmi Bula Laa.. Ek Meri Marega Aur Ek Teri.
Husband: Aur Teesra.?
Wife- Teesra Free Ka Msg Padne Wale Ki Marega Jo Bahut Muskura Raha Hai..

Ladke Ki Suhagrat Thi
Ladka Ladki Se:-Jaanu Main Light Off Kar Raha Hu Tum Apne Kapde Utaaro
Ladke Ne Light Band Kar Di
Puray Kamre(Room) Me Andhera Ho Gaya
Ladke Ne Ladki Ki Chut Me Daalne K Bajae Ladki Ki Naak Me Daal Diya
Fir Subah Ko
Ladki Ladke Se:-Raat Aapne Meri Naak Me Q Daala Tha?
Ladka:-Naak Me Daala Tha To Bata Deti
Ladki:-Batati Kaisi Lund Naak Me Tha Or Aand Mu Me Phase Hue The 🙂 😀 🙂

Height Of Insult
Suhagrat Ko Husband Wife Ko
Puri Mehnat K Sath Thok Rha Tha
Tabhi Wife Kahti Hai
Ab Daal B Do Ji.Kab Tak Ungli Karte Rahoge